True but thats because hes a fetus.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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