This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
do nipples grow back?
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