hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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