Only a mothe r could love this liver
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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