love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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