I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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