when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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