Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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