He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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