You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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