what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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