remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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