you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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