Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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