I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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