what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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