It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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