I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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