Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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