she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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