You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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