im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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