halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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