i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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