I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
