We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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