You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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