we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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