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(312): View more from Illinois

I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(818): View more from California

Jake died.

(310): View more from California

WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

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Oops typo. Jake cried.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Best friends brother. Beat that.

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(562): View more from California

Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics

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(417): View more from Missouri

You insisted on take shots off of plates.

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(641): View more from Iowa

TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I have a theory he's part Neanderthal

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(410): View more from Maryland

When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.

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