Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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