glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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