Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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