i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
home. puking in laundry basket.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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