hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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