Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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