I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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