Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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