You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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