sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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