I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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