3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Porn is love you can see.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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