So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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