Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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