very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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