wanna go halves on a baby?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
