so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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