Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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