Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
