I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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