that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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