the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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