As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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