i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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