2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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