Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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