Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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