Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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