Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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